My Name Is Bond, James Bond

I’m not fond of James Bond movies. Not then, not now not ever (or so I thought) From Sean Connery to Roger Moore to Timothy Dalton to Pierce Brosnan, I find them one by one over the top sexist cocky alpha males who could use some acting lessons.  And the plots are full of holes, the scenarios bordering on absurd and the stories paper thin. I know that I should not expect Shakespeare when it comes to this kind of movies and believe me I don’t, but for an all-time blockbuster hit, practically a legend in its genre I expect a little bit more.

I remember when I was young and forced to watch these movies with my mother I remember disliking it even then. I cannot connect the dots regarding the stories. Why James Bond has to sleep with every moving thing in a skirt is beyond me. I don’t like the way he treated Miss Moneypenny either. It reminds me of a dutiful dog and an overbearing master. There and then in an old cinema sitting with my so engrossed mother she had no idea how much I detested being there, I vowed not to see any James Bond film when I grow up.

But I underestimated the power of brainwashing, especially to a young mind because later on in life even though I promised to myself I will never see any film with James Bond in it, I can’t help checking out any new release from the same franchise. Call it curiosity but it is stronger than myself. I want to know if there are some changes or improvement regarding the stories, characters and if the hero himself becomes more human this time around.  I was disappointed. Although the action scenes improved a great deal thanks to modern technology the story itself remains paper thin and full of holes it resembles a piece of Swiss cheese. And James Bond is still acting like himself no matter who played him, there is nothing new there.

To be honest, I can’t help feeling smug and justified whenever I saw a bad release. Mind you, I will be lying if I say I saw them all, for aside from the earliest films with Sean Connery which I was forced to watch or otherwise I will not be given pocket money, I only saw a couple of movies for each actors playing James Bond.  All of them I dislike.

When they announced that Daniel Craig is going to be the new James Bond I was shocked! What? A redhead? Are they gone mad? Isn’t he too white, too fair, even the hair is too thin! They’re making a mistake! He will be the worst James Bond ever!  This time I didn’t even manage to check. I made the conclusion right from the start that I would hate it, point. Till I accidentally saw a rerun of Casino Royale last week on television then I was lost.

I didn’t even saw the first ten-fifteen minutes of it because I was zapping as usual but when I saw Daniel Craig on the screen running, something made me stop and look. There is something real about him, something human, something vulnerable. He is not a machine like his predecessors or one of those action heroes of the 80s. Here is an everyday guy who is forced to do what he could do in order to survive. No fancy over the top moves ala Matrix dodging bullets, no dizzying car chase of Mission Impossible, no jumping, leaping over buildings or guns that never run out of bullets; just an ordinary man trying not to get killed. Awesome!

And what do you know, he could act as well. The scene where he was sitting on a chair naked and the antagonist was hitting him literally below the belt and he was hysterically laughing saying: “A little more to the left, to the left! Yes, that’s good, perfect. Now you can tell all your friends that you die scratching my b*lls.” will be forever engraved in my memory. The action scenes were sublime, the story fantastic, and Daniel Craig proved to be the best James Bond ever. Yes, including Sean Connery himself.

I’m sold!

Let’s see what the others have said about the film and I quote:

“I consider Daniel Craig to be the most effective and appealing of the six actors who have played 007, and that includes even Sean Connery.”

“CASINO ROYALE is the best James Bond movie to date. Not only that, but it is also one of the best action movies ever made. And now, has become one of my favourite films. This is a classic.”

“Craig is also the best Bond in the franchise’s history.”

“Daniel Craig is a fair-haired, bare-knuckle antidote to Pierce Brosnan. On the action-adventure level, it hits the bulls-eye.”

“Let’s say straight off that Craig is very good indeed: everything about his performance shows cunning and grace.”

“Daniel Craig brings originality James Bond, playing the super spy as ruthless, arrogant and cocky, but also bringing much more depth and emotion than any other actor before him.”

I can’t help but agree with the critics though other people might have other ideas about the film. Tastes do differ and we welcome diversity of opinion wherever whatever. Like someone said:

“When you strip the 007 films down for action and “realism,” you lose the soul of those old beloved Bond movies.”

Well, to each his own. All I know is one of these days I might try to see a rerun of Skyfall. They say the maker reinvented Miss MoneyPenny in this sequel, giving her a backstory and a first name. She even shot and wounded James Bond. Accident or no accident, for that alone I would definitely try……


25 thoughts on “My Name Is Bond, James Bond”

  1. As soon as I saw the first few lines of this post in my “reader” I was like YES! Finally someone who shares my feelings for James Bond. My mother loves James Bond. She has every single VHS (yes VHS) up until Golden Eye. It’s actually the only one I like watching. Like you, I have vowed never to watch them. I can’t speak for Craig’s performance, since I haven’t given his movies a chance either. I did break it to watch Skyfall – my favourite actor of all time is in it, although only for like 5 minutes. It’s wonderful to know that at least one other person shares my feelings towards the majority of the franchise!

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      1. I get shot down a lot for my opinion on it. But after the recent breakdowns I’ve seen over the “bond women” I dislike it even more than before! I’ll back you up! 🙂


  2. A really great review of not just one film but the franchise as a whole. Well done! I love Daniel Craig’s portrayal as well. He re-interested me in the 007 thing. I wasn’t feeling Pierce Bronson. He was too plastic.


  3. Your view of the Bond franchise as a whole syncs beautifully with my own. I haven’t seen any of the Daniel Craig versions despite hearing they are better. It feels like I am celebrating the shallow, simplistic, over-sexed, sexist, machismo of the rest of the franchise if I watch it now. Maybe hearing it is worthwhile means I won’t leave the room if one of his movies is re-run on the television when my husband is choosing something to watch.

    I really appreciate your review!


    1. Now, Perhaps it’s time to write reviews about Twilight Saga and Harry Potter series. Just kidding! I don’t want to be in trouble with the die hard fans.And I don’t even dare to mention the Fifty Shades Of Gray. 🙂

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  4. I hadn’t ever wanted to watch it only because I didn’t think Daniel Craig was good enough. But now I’ll have to.. just because of this post.


  5. I think your review of Bond is fantastic. When I was an adolescent, I was given money and sent away to spend the day at the theatre watching every Connery Bond film. For good or for ill (and now largely ill, I think), I look at it as one of the first grown-up things I was ever allowed to do. Later, my sister and I shared (and share) an interest in B movies. So Bond became a, what do you call it, guilty pleasure to enjoy. I think we liked the Brosnan films because they so purely stylized–all murderous action and casual sex and humor throughout everything. Daniel Craig appears to take the part more seriously or is directed to. But we might wonder why. It’s still James Bond. A diversion at best, certainly, with good triumphing over evil (I haven’t seen Spectre yet, so I don’t know about that one). I’m glad you like the intensity of Craig in the part, and he’s probably just right for the current mindset even of fashionable action films. My sister and I like him, too. Though we both miss M. (And if you don’t know what that means, don’t ask.) Great work. Thanks!


  6. I’ve seen one James Bond movie. It was an older one, I can’t remember the title, and don’t even remember what it was about. What I do remember is watching it with my son the morning he was testing for his black belt in TaeKwonDo. He was ready for the testing, but needed to focus on something besides TKD for a bit, and he picked this movie for a stack of old DVDs my husband had found. I remember sitting in my bed with my son watching the movie. And I can tell you that day was exactly 7 years and 2 days ago (11/15). That’s all I remember about James Bond. This time it wasn’t about the movie, it was about the day, and spending time with my son.


  7. Casino Royale is my favourite Bond movie, the Bond of the movies past always felt very one dimensional and frankly boring, but Daniel Craig brings much more emotion and vulnerability to the character, also thanks in part to Eva Green and her character. Sadly I don’t think this carries on over to the next film in the series, Quantum of Solace, but it defiantly returns in Skyfall, as it explores the mother/son like relations between M and Bond. Also Moneypenny is one hundred times better and Q returns :D. Casino Royale and Skyfall= Brilliant, Solace and Spectre- not so much IMO.


      1. Its not much of a Skyfall spoiler, and it’s only my basic opinion about the other 2 films, you might like then just as much as Casino Royale 🙂


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