Bucket List

What are the top items on your anti-bucket list — those things you never, ever want to do, places you never want to visit, books you never want to read, etc.?

My ten commandments

  • Thou shall not have an affair with married/divorced/widower/ attached human beings. Think about hygiene.
  • Thou shall not read romance books and shall not watch romantic movies.
  • Thou shall not visit any Arab Countries.
  • Thou shall not wrestle with pigs. Thou shall only get dirty and the pigs will love it.
  • Thou shall not argue with stupid people. They will drag thee down to their level and beat thee with experience.
  • Thou shall not follow the crowd and adapt herd mentality. Only dead fish go with the flow.
  • Thou shall not have an abortion and use contraception; pills, condom or any kind.
  • Thou shall not bake cakes or attempt to make any other desserts.
  • Thou shall not shave legs for any other person no matter what.
  • Thou shall not lick or be lick inside the ears. Gross! 

I think I forget something but this (list) will do for now.

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13 thoughts on “Bucket List”

      1. I don’t remember anymore what I had put in there. Depends on the mood I was in that moment I believe. I have to check it one of these days to see if I did not embarrass myself more than usual.

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